Scenario A — BTC bleed→recover. $6,000 over 12 months, $60k → $90k, bleed-then-recover shape. Early months buy more coins than a steady climb with the same finish. Scrub the ramp to month 6: half the cash is still waiting while avg cost already reflects the dip.
Use the BTC bleed→recover preset. Flip to Steady path with the same endpoints and watch avg cost and end bag move — finish unchanged, path changed.
Scenario B — ETH rally→chop. $3,000 over 10 months, $2,000 → $3,200. Front-loaded highs punish DCA relative to an early lump footnote. The point is not “never DCA”; it is that a bullish finish can still be a hostile middle for drip buyers.
Scenario C — Late spike. Quiet months near the start price, then a sprint to the finish. Most coins buy late; avg cost hugs the finish more than a U-bottom would. Deploy ramp near month 12 of 16 still shows a large waiting balance — exposure arrived late by design.